Ever since I saw the movie “Happy Feet,” I got into this habit of cutting all the circles of the plastic things that hold the soft drink cans together, before tossing it into our recycling bin.

This is necessary in case this obscure plastic circle chain is unleashed to the south pole, only to become tangled onto an innocent looking penguin’s neck, which ordains this innocent looking penguin as a god send, which summons all his mundane fellow penguins to worship him, which causes this innocent looking penguin to grew lazy and fat, ultimately chokes this poor penguin to a slow and suffocating demise.

Watching cartoons makes me a better person than going to church. I urge all of you to practice this act of compassion.