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My 10 year old’s 5th grade class went on a much anticipated field trip to NASA Ames Research Center yesterday. As soon as I picked up my child from the school field trip, my 10 year old wasted no time in sharing the most intriguing part of the field trip.

“Do you know what astronauts do with their pee up in space?” 10-year-old.

“What”

“They clean it and then they drink it” 10-year-old.

“Are you joking?” I laughed.

“No. It is true!” 10-year-old.

“A lot of kids heard that, and decided that they don’t want to be astronauts anymore” 10-year-old continued.

“What about you?” me.

“I still do. But I will spend thousands of dollars to bring my own water with me. Because I don’t want to drink my pee.” 10 year old declared smartly.

“Do you know what they do with Poop up there?” 10-year-old

“They clean it and eat it?” I volunteered my gross prediction.

“No!” 10-year-old.

“Oh, good!” me.

“They put the poop into a capsule, and then shoot it into the atmosphere.” 10-year-old.

“That’s a much better idea… So, the space is full of poop?” me.

“No. When they shoot the poop into space, it will get burned up in the sky, just like a shooting star.” 10-year-old.

“So, a shooting star might be a capsule of poop burning in a ball of fire?” me.

“Yes, so don’t make a wish the next time you see a shooting star. It could be just poop.” 10-year-old.

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A little hard work can produce huge strides and improvements! In just one week, after much practice and studying, my baby came home with an “A” in the 2nd grade Chinese “spelling” test.

My 7-year-old came home beaming with pride, and has already been approaching me proactively with the little Chinese workbook to initiate practice sessions. The child is eager to earn an “A” every week now. “A” feels good and is achievable.

I am happy to have more solid evidence to impress upon my children that hard work yields handsome rewards…most of the time.

Here is A New Low – Part I.

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25
Sep

Both of my children attend a large Chinese school in the area with a well deserved reputation for being ferocious. The school packs in a rigorous weekly lesson all in 2 hours every Friday night and then the students are sent home to digest the lesson with a week’s worth of intense daily homework. Three times a year, the students endure a painful final exam to gauge how well they absorbed the curriculum.

Unbeknownst to me, my baby’s 2nd grade Chinese class started a weekly “spelling” test since the beginning of this school year. Since I didn’t know about it, practicing for a “spelling” test didn’t make it into our daily homework routine. If you know a thing or two about taking a Chinese character test, you can image what the test results would look like if a student is caught unprepared–especially if the student is a little kid.

Both of my children have been spoiling me with good grades, and we are unaccustomed to such utter defeat on a piece of paper! Yikes!!

When this was finally brought to my attention, I kept quiet and did not make it into a big fuss, but took immediate actions to correct this unfortunate little embarrassment. Everyday of last week, I had my baby practice all of the Chinese characters a whole bunch of times, then we took practice tests, then more writing, more practice tests, more writing… By Friday, we were confident that the baby knew all the characters by heart, and would pass this test with flying colors.

So, last night, as I was walking my kids to their Chinese school, I happily put my arm around my baby, and said proudly, “Tasterbach, your Chinese teacher will be so surprised! You are going to get an A+ on this test.”

“Yeah. She will be so surprised. Because I did really badly on my tests before.” The baby agreed happily.

“What’s really bad? Like an F?” said my 10 year old.

“No. Not a F. My children would never bring home a F.” I covered for the baby.

“No! I did worse than an F!” Tasterbach boldly exclaimed.

“What’s worse than F?!” asked my 10-year-old.

“G”

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I am a serious creature of habit. Every Friday night, after I drop off the kids to their Chinese School, I drive to my favorite local Mexican restaurant and order my favorite burrito to go.

I order my favorite burrito like this: “I’ll have the Deluxe Carnitas Burrito. No beans, no cheese, no sour cream, and no burrito skin.” I wait for my momentary stare from the server/cashier, and then insist, “Yes, just dump everything in a box for me. Please”. Then I will go home with my “burrito” in a box and eat it with a fork.

This restaurant is a popular local eatery that offers authentic Mexican food for Dine In and Take Out customers. The restaurant has a great ambiance. It is spacious, always clean, with a simple décor mixed in with bold Mexican paintings, and rich pastel colored walls.

This busy restaurant is usually only staffed by two people (plus a couple of cooks in the back kitchen). One is tall and skinny, who usually takes the orders, delivers the food, and even buses the tables. The other one is short and round, who prepares the food behind a window panel in open view of the customers. This striking duo is always expressionless, fast moving, and non-talkative. I admire the pair’s efficiency. But I get this feeling that they don’t care much for me. Whenever I order my deluxe Burrito, I sense the two expressionless women exchange a glance that sends a mutual complaint of me.

My sense of their disapproval was finally getting to me, and I began to feel bad for the way I order my burrito.

One Friday night, as we were getting ready for bed, I fathomed to my husband, “I feel bad for going there now, and this is beginning to disturb my perfect Friday routine.” No comment from him. So, I continued, “Maybe I am just paranoid? Why would they be unhappy with me? I pay the same price for a deluxe burrito, and they get to save a whole bunch of ingredients!”

Hubby just smiled and said nothing. He is annoying in that way sometimes. So, I cut to the chase, “What do you think? Maybe I am imaging that all this is torturing the ladies, or do you think they actually don’t like the way I order my burrito?”

Finally, he spoke, “Okay. Just image that you own an authentic little Chinese restaurant, and this Mexican lady keeps come in once a week, and orders your Fried Rice, WITHOUT the rice!”

I weaned myself from my burrito since that conversation. I settled on a substitute. I found the taco only has meat, salsa, onion, and cilantro, which is very close to what I wanted in a burrito, plus or minus a couple of fixings. Now, on just about every Friday, I order a carnitas soft taco and a chicken soft taco, and then buy a side of guacamole to go. At home, I smother the guacamole onto the two tacos myself and eat them with great satisfaction that I offended no one. I also discovered that the expressionless ladies do smile occasionally.

Friday Taco

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I was driving the kids to school this morning, and my radio was tuned in to a local News station as usual. We were just turning into the main road, when the radio announced, “President Obama made an unprecedented plea to the Quran-burning Pastor. Coming up!” then it cut into commercials.

“What’s a Quran-burning Pastor? Mom” 10-year-old asked from the back seat.

I had to think this question over for a quick moment.

“Today is September 9th. In two more days, it will be September 11th. You kids know about September 11th, right?” I decided to put the explanation into context first.

“We do.” both kids replied.

“Well, on every Nine Eleven, we mark the anniversary, remember those who died, and remember what had happened to our country”, I continued on, “ But there is a crazy group of people, that wants to do crazy things on this September 11th. Do you know what they want to do?”

“They want to build a Mosque on Ground zero!” 10-year-old shouted out.

“Well…. that’s a different group of crazy people.” I chuckled. “This crazy group is actually on the opposite side from that group. This new crazy people are a Christian group lead by a Paster down in Florida, and they want to remember September 11th by burning the Quran, which is the Islamic bible.”

I paused for inputs from the kids, and was met with silence.

“If they burn the Quran, it will piss off a lot more terrorists. And when the terrorists are pissed off, they will want to kill more Americans. So everybody is asking the crazy Pastor to PLEASEEE don’t burn the Quran!”

“Oh!” from the back seat.

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Earlier in the week, my baby and I sat under a tree and were watching my 10 year old’s soccer practice. Then the baby turned, hand an empty snack wrapper over to me, and said. “Here. I am done.”

“Tasterbach, do I look like a trash can to you?!” said I, while crossing my arms.

Tasterbach turned and gave me a good look with wide open eyes.

Then came, “Yes, you do!” “So, here.” shaking the empty wrapper at me.

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I hosted a playdate for my children and their two friends from 3PM to 10PM last Saturday. But don’t feel bad for me. It wasn’t so terrible. I found that as the kids are getting a little older, they no longer require my services in helping them play. In fact, the 4 children played all day, and didn’t bother me at all.

Just as I was lamenting that my babies are starting to turn into big kids, a little game called Simon Says assured me that they are still just little kids.

After dinner, we were driving home from Sweet Tomatoes. The kids started to play Simon Says in the back seat of my car. I wasn’t paying attention to them, until one child said, “Simon says: tickle your booger.”

I quickly noted from my rear view mirror that the little fingers found their way into their noses.

My laughter joined the little giggles coming from the back seat.

“You all lost!” the one child declared loudly.

“What?”, “Why!”, “We did it right.” came the protest noises.

“Simon said to tickle your booger–you all picked your noses!”

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“My Water Buffalo is missing!”, our taxi driver shouted, as he hung up his cell phone.

We had just hopped on this cab from Jiuzhaigou airport for 200 Yuan for the expected an hour and an half ride to our hotel.

“What?!” I turned and said to our driver, still groggy from our early morning flight.

“My Water Buffalo is missing! I need to go find it!” our driver shouted at me again. I think he is part deaf. He spoke in screams.

By then, I had a good look at the guy. He sported a ridiculously outdated old gray suit that every man in China had to wear during the Cultural Revolution era; he even wore a matching old gray cap on his head. He appeared to be only in his 40’s or 50’s, but his face was full of long and deep lines. And his long thin face was very dark, typical of a Chinese farmer who spent too much time on the field under the sun. His eyes were blood shot, but the most striking feature of his face was the teeth. They were remarkably long and thin, and very yellow. The nose was forgettable.

I quickly concluded that he looked like a guy who can greatly benefit from a Water Buffalo.

“So…What do we do?” I asked him.

“You guys have to move to that car, same price! 200 Yuan!” He shouted and pointed to a white taxi cab stopped along side the road, with its driver poking his head out of the driver side window looking at us.

So, the four of us and our luggage quickly settled into the new taxi, and continued on to our hotel.

The new driver was a much younger guy, and reasonably dressed. The air was cool and fresh that morning, and the roadside scenery was gorgeous. I was in a great mood. The new driver and I carried on an easy and comfortable conversation.

Then he asked, “How did he get you to agree to move to my car?”

“His Water Buffalo went missing, he needed to go home and help his wife find their cow.” I explained like how it was.

The grin on his face gave it away. I was fed a lie.

Their local taxi law forbids a taxi from picking up customers outside of their home territory. So, when our young driver dropped off customers at airport this morning, he was not allowed to pick up new customers at the airport to take back to Jiuzhaigou, so instead of driving an empty cab back the 90 minutes, he called the green taxis to see if anyone had customers for sale. So, within a few minutes of leaving the airport, we were sold.

A runaway Water Buffalo… Creative! I laughed.

I asked our young driver to not sell us again, because my hubby and two kids fell asleep in the back seat. The young driver said okay. I then agreed to let him take us the next day to Huanglong Park for a day trip for 500 Yuan.

Once, we arrived at Jiuzhaigou, I quickly learned that the going rate for a day trip to Huanglong was 400 Yuan. But I decided to honor my reservation with our driver anyway, after all, we were his–he bought us.

On the agreed upon date, our driver came to pick up at our hotel on time, at 8AM. It was a three hour long drive each way to Huanglong. Once again, I enjoyed the roadside scenery, as we passed by mountainous region, open plains, local farmland, and various Tibetan villages, while chatting with my driver friend here and there.

“Huanglong Park is on very high altitude, do you want to buy cans of oxygen? I can stop at a store on the way there.” Our driver asked me about 2 hours into the drive.

I was aware that Huanglong Park is on high altitude. But my husband is originally from Denver, and we have been to the mile-high city without suffering altitude sickness. So, I told our driver to just keep going, and added that if we needed it, I would buy oxygen in the park.

Huanglong Park


“Are you sure? There is no oxygen for sale once you are inside the park. You have little kids,” said our driver.

At the mentioning of kids, my maternal instinct kicked in, and I told him to stop for oxygen.

We stopped at a small store front in the middle of nowhere, and there were already a couple of other taxis there.

We stopped at this Black store on the way to Huanglong


The store keeper told me to buy 4 cans of oxygen. He said there isn’t very much oxygen inside each can, so we each needed one. The cans were bulky, bigger and much taller than a regular bottle of water, yet surprisingly light to validate the small amount of oxygen he promised. They were 50 Yuan per can. Against the store keeper’s wishes, I bought just two cans for 100 Yuan.

“Why is this so light? These cans feel empty.” I complained out loud, as I shook the cans.

“You bought air!” the store keeper shoot back at me.

Our big can of Oxygen


We finally arrived at the park. And we found oxygen for sale EVERWHERE! Any kiosks that sold water and snacks had the exact same can for sale for 15 yuan. Also, we didn’t even need the extra air. We opened one can, only because the kids had to try it.

This time, it got to me. I was pissed!

Luckily, Jiuzhaigou is a touristy town, and they care about their tourists. I knew this because they posted phone numbers prominently for tourist to call with complaints. The number 96927 was painted in bold large black color on every white taxi cab in town.

I dialed 96927 a number of times over the next day and a half. All I heard was: ring…ring…ring a number of times, and then it went to a busy signal. This number was supposed to be 24 by 7. I grumbled to my husband that no wonder the driver can practice deception so openly, there is no one to listen to the complaints.

“Or,” my husband had a different opinion on this, “all the tourists are calling, so the line is ALWAYS busy.”

“Hmm…quite possible!” And we laughed.

Here is my original post about Huanglong.

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The most memorable part of my visit to China was an over night trip to Pinhu. I went there to see an abandon old farmhouse.

Pinhu is a suburb of Shanghai. It used to be all farmland. It is now part city and part farm country. My father was born and raised there until he was a teen. He spoke of Pinhu often with great fondness, and this prompted me to make a pilgrimage to my ancestral home.

Back of the home facing the street side.


My cousin from Hangzhou offered to drive us to Pinhu. He has been to Pinhu many times, and does not quite understand why I would leave his beautiful hometown of Hangzhou to visit a little farm house.

My dear cousin told me many times during the drive to expect nothing more than a forgotten old ruin. He said that part of the property is now a pig pen, and the house might be used as storage for junk. In fact, he humorously suggested that we leave my husband and two children at the hotel to go see the house by ourselves. He harbors a concern that if I allow my American family to witness my shabby origins, I risk embarrassing myself. I assured him that I have thick skin.

After we dropped off our overnight bags at the hotel, we headed for the farmhouse. My cousin had no trouble finding the place–as we traveled on a dusty two-lane road lined by farmland, he suddenly pulled into someone’s farmhouse. I was surprised by the sight of a farmhouse that looked very much lived in. My cousin said that is not the house, he just needed to park the car in front of that house, as there are no other place to park. Some farmers came to look at us, my cousin simply lead us away.

An old grayish farmhouse came into view. It was half engulfed in over-grown green vegetation. The house was set far away from the road, but apparently the side of the house facing the road is the backside of the house. It took us a while before finding a reasonable path that lead to the front of the home.

As the front of the old farmhouse came into view, I was immediately taken by its surroundings. The front of the house faced a wide river, and overlooks the more newly built farm houses and well laid out farmlands on the other side of the bank. Although most of the house is circled by tall green plants, one side of the house is shaded by a small forest of tall bamboo trees. And not far down the path, there is a lovely arch-shaped pedestrian bridge for crossing to the other side of the river.

Front of the home facing a river


Despite the obvious that the house had broken windows, a large crack on one of its walls, and a partly collapsed roof, it preserved strong evidence that it was once a handsome home, still nested in a charming setting.

A bridge nearby for walking across


The other side of the river bank facing the home.


The door and windows were locked, and I declined my cousin’s offer to break it open. I felt a special warmth towards the house, and admired it from the outside for long while.

When we got back into our car, my cousin said that he would take us somewhere nearby to visit some relatives. Relatives I never met before or didn’t know existed. Most of them are still farmers in Pinhu.

My cousin stopped at one farmhouse, and told me that my father’s older cousin lives there. No one was home. They weren’t expecting us. A neighbor ran to the farm to find my relative, and it didn’t take long for an old farmer to appear. He was probably in his eighties, and still working the farm. I couldn’t understand his local dialect, but he understood that I am my father’s daughter. Soon, lots more people showed up for us to meet and greet: sons, daughters, in-laws, grandchildren, even a great grandchild, and some neighbors.

The old gentleman sitting on the chair is my Dad's cousin.


Soon, we turned the afternoon into a party. Our hosts received us warmly, brought in fruits that grew from their own farm, and other local snacks for everyone to eat. They gave us a tour of their home, took many pictures with us, shared livery conversations, and much laughter. The children, including my two kids all played outside. They got busy pumping water out of a well, and then carried and sprayed the water to help farm the land.



That night, we had a big dinner party, and the next day, we had a big lunch party. We enjoyed meeting our new relatives very much.

On the drive back to Hangzhou, my cousin was satisfied that Pinhu wasn’t a waste of time after all, and I left feeling proud of my humble and charming origins.

Pinhu Countryside

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We arrived home last night at around midnight. It was so good sleeping in my own bed last night after 3 weeks of traveling all over Taiwan and China. I actually slept really well.

First thing this morning, I drove totally out of the way to go get Peet’s Coffee. I LOVE Peet’s Coffee. Then I unpacked, did 3 loads of laundry, went through 3 weeks worth of mail, and paid all the bills (only one will be late by about a day). I feel great.

Here is a picture of me, your blogger, with my good friend’s Mom in a Hello Kitty themed restaurant in Taipei.

Me, your blogger, in the red tank top.

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