We returned home from South Africa almost a week ago.

I learned a most gratifying and valuable wisdom from this trip. I am pleased to say that I uncovered this piece of intelligence entirely by myself while observing wildlife in Kruger National Park.

I am happy to spread this joyful discovery with all my readers:

Quit eating vegetables, or you risk looking like them.

Hippo at Chobe National Park

Rhino at Sabi Sands, Kruger National Park

Elephant at Chobe National Park

Eat meat, so you can look like these fine specimen.

Cheetah, Cape Town.

Leopard, Kruger National Park

Lion, Kruger National Park

You are welcome.