I was cleaning out my wallet this morning, thinning the load by tossing out all the expired membership cards and coupons etc. I came across my gym membership card, and it made me feel terribly guilty.
This membership card is brand new. I purchased it on November 30th, but I have not been to the gym once to workout. Not even once! I can’t decide if I feel more guilt over being lazy or being wasteful.
“I will just adopt an exercise routine as my New Year resolution!” I comforted myself out loud.
Lucky I caught myself, and quickly dismissed the idea. I recalled that I am not good at New Year’s resolutions. I gave up on making New Year’s resolutions a few years back, when I realized then that my New Year resolutions hadn’t made it past January.
It is best not to doom my brand-new gym membership completely with my New Year’s resolution jinx…especially since I signed a one-year membership.
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